Smug Aliens

Alien Landing Strip

Probably the same alien bastards who built Stonehenge built this landing strip in World of Warcraft’s Nagrand too!

(And we know it’s not the Draenei cuz they can’t fly a spacecraft for shit.)

Probably the smug bastards in charge of the Caverns of Time. Have you taken their tour yet? Here’s the quick version of the tour … Here’s a hallway, you wouldn’t understand, let’s keep moving. (walk, walk in a circle) Here’s another hallway that you wouldn’t understand and we’re moving … (walk, walk in a circle) Again. Hallway. You wouldn’t get it. (walk, walk, arrive at starting point) There’s your goddamn tour, moron. Leave us now, we have stuff to discuss that you wouldn’t understand.

I’m really glad that tour didn’t cost anything because it blew.

Famous World of Warcraft

There’s some frightening stuff going on in this World of Warcraft thread: So does anyone know if celebrities play WoW??, well, besides the obvious … that anyone would care.

Quoting for the firewall-challenged:

Reply #26:

Man… on added thought. How cool would it be if you played with a celebrity, and you didn’t know, and your guild was tight, you all decided to meet up for a crazy weekend in Vegas or something…

And BAM!

Hugh Laurie, Robin Williams, Vin Diesel, Cameron Diaz, and Kate Beckinsale start shouting for your in-game character name?

The closest thing we have in my town is that Tonya Harding (evil figure skater person) lives in my town.

I sold her boyfriend/husband/whatever he is to her a copy of WoW and a computer at my local Best Buy.

Oh ya, that would be too cool alright.

This is disturbing in a different direction, reply #45:

I know a few RPers that have a voice changer for their Vent/ TS. It’s sooo weird, he actually sounds like a girl. I’m really concerned for him now. …

???. !!!. I’d say they only come out at night, but that guy probably uses his voice changer whenever he can.

And lastly, reply #84:

There is one in one of my guilds, but I can not give out their game name nor thier real id.

Ok. Thanks for playing.