Love Among the Netherwings

Continuing our theme of Love! Love! this week, I present the sweetest quest in World of Warcraft. (Stop that! I’m serious.)

You want to get this done before any untimely nerfing. I’m not saying it will be nerfed, I’m saying it’s got the stink of nerf because it’s a fairly simple quest line, largely solo-able if you have a flying mount, the item rewards don’t suck, and ka-ching! 42k netherwing reputation. That’s right … 42,000.

The quest line is detailed on Thottbot and begins in Shadowmoon Valley with a wandering NPC named Mordenai.

After completing a business transaction with Mordenai, he sends you into the air to talk to the big guy, Neltharaku.

Neltharaku

Nelth is going to monopolize your time for a few quests and then he’ll share his dirty little secret: his mate has been captured by orcs and he needs your assistance.

The captured mate, Karynaku:

Neltharaku's Not Very Bright Mate

Recommended party size: five — that’s negotiable, depending on classes and talent specs. To be safe and avoid a run back, take five.

I won’t spoil the surprise quest ending but it’s sweet. Even a click-through quester like me appreciated the ending, as well as the ka-ching! plus 42k reputation (to neutral).

Like so many rescue quests, it’s a bittersweet victory: not long after you rescue Karynaku, she’s recaptured. *sigh*

Fercrissakes, if everytime you go into an orc fortress you’re captured, it’s time to come up with a Plan B.

Valentines Haters To Lovers

World of Warcraft lonelyhearts, rejoice! Your fellow players have advice on how to improve your love life, or your prospects as the case may be: I hate Valentines day so.. so.. much. There’s joke advice and real advice — I’ll leave it to you to discern which is which. (For the firewall-challenged: Flickr screenshot of thread, page 1. All Sizes » Original for easier reading.)

WoW! Patch 2.0.7

World of Warcraft pushed a micro patch today, 2.0.7. A pleasant change for me: the download was rocket fast (relatively) through the Blizzard Shittorrent downloader today.

The items required to complete the Karazhan key quest can now only be looted by the first group in the instance to reach them.

That’s one of those “too bad for you slowpokes” type nerfs fixes. Fortunately, this time, they sorta announced this change ahead of time, via the Patch Test Realm notes. Many guilds, mine included, shoved all their slowpokes and alts through the Karazhan key instances last week in anticipation of the change.

Full patch notes after Le Jump.

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