Maybe Warcraft could put up some additional signs for the gold farmers just getting their start in the virtual currency racket …

Maybe Warcraft could put up some additional signs for the gold farmers just getting their start in the virtual currency racket …

GameSpy’s Onlife interviews two infamous Warcraft ninjas. I’m not fond of anything IGN — like working your way through a rat maze to get past the ads — but this interview with Warcraft players Cireth of Tichondrius (19 year old American male) and Iced of Blackrock (12 year old aspiring-lesbian Korean) is good cheese.
What is it the with NPC night elves in Warcraft?

Almost without exception, assholes, every one of ’em. Since player interaction with these pricks is limited to clicking “accept” or “continue” or “gimme my reward”, there’s no possibility of toying with them like in other games … kinda sucks the fun out of it.
/target Vish Kozus
Player: Hail, Vish Kozus!
Vish Kozus: I suppose you’re looking for [work]?
Player: Work for a prick like you? No thanks.
Vish Kozus: Fine. Do I need to bash you in the head with a [clue]?
Player: If his mistress is your wife, then I’ve got a big clue for you.
Vish Kozus: Fine. Do I need to bash you in the head with a [clue]?
Player: oh ffs.
Vish Kozus: Fine. Do I need to bash you in the head with a [clue]?
Player: What Clue? Idiot.
Vish Kozus: Very well, speak to Asshole Night Elf downstairs.
Player: Jeezus, another one?