There’s this NPC in Ironforge that wanders around all day muttering about pie, so I attempted to converse with him. What is this strange obsession he has with pie? Does he have a similar fascination with other tasty treats? On his rare days off (I think only Tuesday mornings during weekly maintenance), does he have pie then also or is pie the last thing he wants?

He was oddly uncommunicative about his other interests — probably one of those Type A gnome workaholics.
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Gosh I get tired of this shit three months after launch:

Maybe my memory has fogged more than I think, but I could swear that EverQuest-Classic (SIX YEARS AGO) didn’t have this kind of hardware/database/login (whateverthefuck) issues after three months. And I’m only picking on EverQuest because that was SIX YEARS AGO.

Surely there’s been advancements since then.