Patch notes for the next World of Warcraft patch.

(Did I say patch? I meant nerf.)

I exaggerate! There’s a fishing improvement and new cooking recipes. And, if you like playing Barbies in online games, there’s a Dressing Room interface.

Some of the new content is mildly interesting, but ffs, some of that shit is harsh.

I didn’t see anywhere that they might have a handle on SOME OF THIS:

Swear to God, every night, lag starts going south, players drop from the raid, instant cast becomes 3 seconds and badabing!, we’re in recovery, folks!

I’m not bitter, though. I know Blizzard appreciates my patience in this matter.

As damn well they should.

Doing a little shopping at the World of Warcraft Crack House, hoping to score an epic that I’ve been hankering, willing to settle for any usable piece with decent stats at a rational price (ya, I know. I had a lot of hope) …

… of course, there is absolutely nothing of real value and there’s never been anything priced rationally.

Why oh why do I even dare to hope?

Considering my “no nonsense” approach to dealing with online beggars, it might surprise you to learn that I actually envy real life bums: their carefree lifestyle, lack of appointments, no dragging around 68 pieces of work equipment, the lackadaisical approach to personal hygiene.

If I could keep my house and just store my bags of cans there, I’d be a bum tomorrow.