Ok, who has a key?
*crickets*
Shit.
Probably the same alien bastards who built Stonehenge built this landing strip in World of Warcraft’s Nagrand too!
(And we know it’s not the Draenei cuz they can’t fly a spacecraft for shit.)
Probably the smug bastards in charge of the Caverns of Time. Have you taken their tour yet? Here’s the quick version of the tour … Here’s a hallway, you wouldn’t understand, let’s keep moving. (walk, walk in a circle) Here’s another hallway that you wouldn’t understand and we’re moving … (walk, walk in a circle) Again. Hallway. You wouldn’t get it. (walk, walk, arrive at starting point) There’s your goddamn tour, moron. Leave us now, we have stuff to discuss that you wouldn’t understand.
I’m really glad that tour didn’t cost anything because it blew.
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat fish?
If you’re shopping around for a World of Warcraft gift for your faux WoW girlfriend, you might want to farm A Steamy Romance Novel.