My Five Favorite Gaming Moments of 2005

We come to it at last, the final installment in the Week of Fives, My Five Favorite Gaming Moments of 2005:

1. Sony’s Station Exchange. I’m still laughing, maniacally, months after the launch of Sony’s Station Exchange — the sanctioned, sponsored and approved game items store for EQII. Virtual items and currency have been sold for real life cash for years, as we all know, this is just the next step in what will become the norm.

Gaming purity be damned, there is little that can been done to stem real money trading (RMT) when it’s what many, many players want.

Mostly I enjoyed this story because it was a 180-degree reversal of Sony’s previous mandates and because it was a textbook example of that ancient axiom: Money talks and bullshit walks.

2. Blizzard’s Big Warden. In a teeny, tiny paragraph in the ginormous documents you digitally sign when logging into the World of Warcraft for the first time and after each patch, is a teeny, tiny explanation that Blizzard’s Big Warden can and will crawl up your computer’s ass — as we learned later in more detail, said ass crawling was a scan of every open window and program while playing World of Warcraft.

Well, you did want to play WoW, didn’t you? You’re not a cheating hacker, are you? Then what’s your problem?

What I enjoyed about this story was how the times had changed. Few years back, when Sony wanted to do a much gentler ass job on the EQ players, we screamed like stuck pigs. (How dare! The nerve! Privacy rights! I pay for the equipment, keep yer mitts off it.) However, to Sony’s credit, they pulled the scan plan and all was well again in Norrath.

This year, Blizzard, Lord over all We Survey, implements a far more intrusive program without fully disclosing how thorough these scans are, and the playing public shrugs. For some reason that is not clear to me, we can trust Blizzard not to abuse the private information they could (and do?) collect, but not Sony. Wild, freaky stuff.

Not long after the larger details of Big Warden were revealed by smarter people than me, Sony’s BMG rootkit scandal hit the net: selected Sony Music CDs were shipping with aggressive self-executing anti-piracy software unbeknownst to the hapless consumer.

File this under Karma is a Bitch: WoW hackers used the Sony rootkit to hide their nefarious operations. Heee.

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The AQ War Effort

Warcraft patch 1.9 introduced that colossal server-wide quest to open the gates of Ahn’Qiraj — it primarily involves pulling 3.85 million resources out of the economy. (I’ll be keeping my runecloth and thorium, thankyouverymuch.) You can watch the server races at Ahn’Qiraj War Supplies Server Rankings. Since that site doesn’t include details of how the census data is polled, I can’t comment on the accuracy other than the totals required is accurate and my own server’s status is approximately correct. Details of the resource requirements can be found at WoW Insider.

Kill Ten Worms

I am the worst quester in the entire universe of MMO worlds. People know this about me. I know this about myself. They work around it; I work around it.

I’ll put in a good 5 or 10 minutes of effort into figuring out a quest’s detailed objectives, then I’ve had enough of that and will google up a spoiler. If I’m no closer to knowing what the hell I have to do after 5 or 10 minutes, I figure wasting even more time isn’t going to solve the problem.

Obviously, I won’t ever be the first to solve an epic quest. I’m comfortable with that.

For example, the revamped Silithus zone in the much beloved World of Warcraft has several quest lines for the higher level player. Soon after the revamp, I rode out there. (And when I say “ride”, I mean I actually had to ride my damn horse there because they moved the griffin port so I had to learn the flight route all over again. Fun.) Hot damn, there were many quest NPCs and there was a strong possibility that one of them might be worth a damn.

One of the quest lines is for a cooking recipe. I know this because the quest log shows the quest under Cooking. (My mom was right. I am smart.) I also know that A. the tougher recipes usually give a nice temporary stat buff and B. these are usually easy quests. Yay and yay.

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