The Archmage Tours the World (of Warcraft)

You know the Archmage Vargoth’s Staff for summoning the Image of Archmage Vargoth when doing those Netherstorm quests in World of Warcraft? If you’re a packrat (like me), you’ve kept the staff just in case you have another quest turn-in three years from now which might require contact with Vargoth. Or, maybe, you just like to call on His Archmageness in raid zones or the Scryer bank, even though your guildmates call you a packrat as if that’s a bad thing, but you know … they’re just jealous.

Well, my Vargoth image is jealous of this: the Alliance guild “vs Predator” of the Thunderlord server has taken their Vargoth on a tour of the world and they have the screenshots to prove it.

P.S. I really hope you have scripts off in your browser before you view that slideshow. Music alert.

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Poor, Poor Pitiful Paladin

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Or, should we say, poor, poor level 60 paladin, forgot to switch posting identities before attempting a forum scam? He did fool a few would-be suitors, and possibly countless lurkers, before the scam came to light.

Poor, poor Warcraft forum thread, headed for glory, deleted by author, but thanks to my elite archiving skillz, I have a screenshot saved on Flickr and a Furl archive, for your viewing pleasure.

(Flickr: Click All Sizes to choose a suitable size for reading. Original forum thread was here.)