A recent project of mine in Lord of the Rings Online was investigating hunters, hobbits and noob life in The Shire.

Really, I just wanted an alt with my porn name.

Brott Sexyback

So ladies, if you’re looking for a hobbit who really knows how to party, you know who to /tell.

(Anyone else surprised that LOTRO hasn’t filtered S-E-X from naming? I was. FOOLS!)