FanFiction.Net : Games — Looking for some new reading material? Might I suggest some gaming fan fiction? Here’s a tip on how to pick the … entertaining … ones: Look for the excerpts with several misspellings and gross grammatical errors.

Dance Dance Revolution as Phys Ed (via Redlands Daily Facts) — Redlands, California school district will introduce DDR as part of the elementary school PE curriculum. Even better would be DDDR — Dodgeball Dance Dance Revolution.

… All Your Base set to Bohemian Rhapsody — Five years ago, the plague that was to become “All Your Base Are Belong to Us”, was unleashed on an unsuspecting world. Few punchlines have been more annoying or overworked. (More at Slashdot.)