Long-time Subscriber

I’ve mentioned before that I’m a long-time subscriber to many of today’s MMOGs not so much out of loyalty or continuing enjoyment, but more so out of procrastination and forgetfulness. In my own defense, the account management webpages are a labyrinth of entering passwords, editing status, entering billing details … who has the energy anymore?

Last month, I went through all my credit card bills and pulled the trigger on everything except my two Warcraft accounts — and I even gave those two some serious consideration. (Ya, Warcraft’s on the bubble until I start seeing some brainwave activity at Castle Blizzard.) FEAR MY CLICK TO CANCEL SKILLZ!

Then, not even one day after the EverQuest accounts went dark, my nephew was on the phone asking why he couldn’t log into the EQ accounts. (I always let my nephews use my EQ accounts to make their own characters. Kinda tough to afford monthly subscriptions on a pre-teen’s allowance so Uncle Foton to the rescue. For the record, I don’t give a fuck what a EULA says about that.)

WTF. He and his friends hadn’t played EQ for months and just after I cancel, they rediscover the joys of kiting and snagging a bargain in the EQ Bazaar? Last I heard, the nephews and their posse of school thugs were kicking it in America’s Army and Battlefield Vietnam. How I wish they would stick with those … which require no monthly outlay from uncles or other sympathetic relatives.

Back to the EQ account management page I went … this time to reinstate a monthly subscription and again, I’m a long-time subscriber who, once upon a time, had a brief two-week vacation from paying the monthly.

Forgive me, EverQuest. I knew not what I did.

Scripts I Have Loved

My favorite script, currently, is the Warcraft Scarlet Monastery script in the Cathedral with Mograine and Whitemane. Look …

Mograine

The actions aren’t the big deal, it’s the audio files that play along with it, exactly as the screenshot text appears. For you WoW noobs, the group attacks Mograine, he calls everyone infidels. Whatever. He’ll die just the same, no need to namecall.

The group kills his ass, then his bitch, Whitemane, runs from the back room — the group starts nailing her evil ass until she does an AOE stun/sleep exploit — she rezzes Mograine (Arise, my champion!).

The group starts laying down some smack on Whitemane, Mograine shakes off the heebie-jeebies from being recently rezzed (At your side, milady!) … ahhh, so we have a roleplayer here. This should be cake.

Group kills Whitemane, group turns on Mograine … script over. Loot, stone out of that hellhole, what’s next?

Now hold up a second, because I can just feel the diametric opinions already. Hear me out.

The script’s not complicated — but the accompanying audio, the first startling discovery that the bitch has AOE stunned (mezzed) the group and then rezzes the very target of the instance so the group has to kill both their asses now … it’s well done. The loot isn’t bad either. (Ok, the POTENTIAL loot isn’t bad, because we’ve been rerunning this ass of an instance looking for the, reportedly, common drop until I wanted to put the proverbial bullet in my head.)

Still, it qualifies as A Script I Have Loved.

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