In case anyone thought I was the overly helpful type, especially to those that might want to intrude on my camp, let me disavow you of that.
What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soakin’ in Ivory liquid?
Category Archives: World of Warcraft Journal
What Are Friends For?
(Somewhat inaccurate transcript of a recent TeamSpeak convo):
Foton: Hey man, that formula you’ve been looking for is on the AH. (and yes, we actually pronounce it AH instead of Auction House, which makes absolutely NO SENSE, but hey.)
EnchanterBud: buyout on it? how much?
F: 60 big ones on the buyout.
EB: What the fuck!
F: Gotta want it.
EB: I ain’t paying that shit. What’s the bid at and time left?
F: 20 gold, very long on time.
EB: fuck.
F: Dude. Gotta want it.
A Day in the Life
I feel badly that I didn’t compile quite enough screenshots on Sunday to satisfy the public’s thirst for insider Warcraft knowledge. I spent today, a rare non-family holiday off from work, snapping screenshots of a typical WoW player’s “day in the life” … so to speak.
In Ironforge, the lag is so bad, we’ve resorted to yelling at people that graze the firepots, thereby lagging our video display by .000005 seconds. MY GOD, that time could have made the difference in the bidding war at the Auction House.
Matrix zen, Jedi mind tricks, Blizzard apologies. Is there really any difference?
I display a rare moment of compassion for my fellow adventurer seeking advice on where to train artisan First Aid.
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