Screenshot Wednesday

There’s this series of Alliance quests in World of Warcraft where players have to talk to this Stormwind NPC who’s posing as a cheese vendor. He’s mixed up in this mess where Stormwind diplomats and royalty are missing — it’s a real rat’s nest of treachery and power struggles.

Cheez Wiz

He’s one of those quest NPCs where noobs are constantly asking his location. “For the last time, he’s in the fucking cheese shop, I know that sounds ridiculous — someone with such valuable insider information about the plot against Stormwind is living out a quiet retirement as a Cheese wiz, but it’s true, nevertheless!”

CheeseMaster

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Servers Go Boom, 5 People are Surprised

Goddamit, I was about to break into the Scarlet Monastery — a triumphant return, this time as a priest alt whose weapon and defense skills are at least 10 levels behind, thx powerlevel — and the servers start going down like a 5 dollar you-know-what.

Go figure. The weekend was quiet and relatively trouble-free; Monday night, everything goes to shit.

Unlike many of my fellow Warcraft players on the forums, I will not do any of the following:

1. Quit

2. Sue

3. Contact the Better Business Bureau

4. Call Blizzard on Tuesday, or

5. Post on the forums.

I’ll probably go do some work, but with a twist! If you know what I mean, and I think you do.