Another dissapointing patch

You’d think after almost 16 months Blizzard would be able to post complete patch notes, right? Wrong. In their continuing effort to upstage Sony as the most evil company to run ever a MMORPG, patch 1.9.3, like almost every patch before it, had its own set of stealth nerfs. On the bright side pulling Baron Geddon and Shazzrah back to Garr has become incredibly simple once again, thanks to the out of combat res nerf. Simply pull and kill the two lava packs closest to the cave entrance and then have your hunter tag and instantly feign. Within seconds each boss will come charging right to your waiting raid. I wonder how long it’ll be until this gets its very own emergency “patch”.

He Needs to be Slapped after He Drinks His Milk

Continuing my theme of creepy gaming children that need to have the internet cable RIPPED OUT OF THE HOUSE, here’s a Google Video of an Xbox clan match sidetracked by chocolate milk, or rather, the lack thereof. The setup: a 9 year-old is told to get off the Xbox, he argues with his mom because 1. he is in a clan match and 2. he wants some motherfucking chocolate milk. (NSFW audio. That’s right. A 9 year-old is Not Safe For Work.)