“The Matrix Online File Planet beta begins on the 12th of this month! If your a file planet subscriber I’d be sure to check this one out,”…excerpt from: Betawatcher … I called Neo first. The rest of you asslumps can be agents.

“World of Warcraft Open Beta Sign-ups Coming Soon!
We are happy to announce that we will soon be accepting applicants for the World of Warcraft® Open Beta Test for North America.” … excerpt from: Blizzard …Crimony, bft.

“Don’t bother buying Star Wars: Battlefront if you’re looking for a first-class shooter — there are far better games out there. But if you’re a Star Wars freak and need a fix, this title will suffice. Lore reviews Battlefront.”…excerpt from: Wired …”Freak” goes without saying.