Get ready to ROCK!!! with Guitar Hero — There used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock ‘n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don’t waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome ’cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP! (credit)

This is not your grandma’s MTV. Unless you’re Tim, then this is your grandma’s MTV. Old Grandma Hardcore is the new senior correspondent for MTV Overdrive’s The G-Hole where she will be (derr) reviewing games. MTV pimped her crib with an Xbox Debug Kit (lucky!) and a “shitload” of games (sweet!). Y’know what I think about all of this? I think Grandma should be careful on Thanksgiving: an extra helping of turkey, a few glasses of wine, a nap on the couch and all of a sudden, the grandkids have taken over the XBox and hijacked the free games.