Hi everyone,

I’m Foton’s evil guild/raid leader and newly initiated puppet for his site. I’ve also been playing online games for ten years and have seen my share of backstabbing, lies, ninjas, rampant stupidity, and drama that could fuel soap operas for the next 40 years.

I currently spend my days in Warcraft yelling at guildies for various stupid things they do daily. Who would have ever thought you might need to rebuff someone who just died? Or that training two Molten Destroyers and then further agro’n two core hounds on the raid because you were stealth afk would piss me off? Guild raids are blogging gold…

One thing that always gets the rage flowing are the people who post about how much they love the guild (bullshit) and then go on to blow their dkp and wind up with a new guildtag the next day. Their goodbye post always contains some sob story about how their brother nobody has ever seen (my gold is on ‘he doesn’t exist’) or their long lost childhood friend (again, betting gold on ‘doesn’t exist’) asked them to come over. To top it off, they go on to say how it was never about the loot and how they want to go out with everyone still loving them. Wtf? Just because your IQ is below freezing doesn’t mean mine is.

The only sad part of their guildremoval is that it denies me the pleasure of doing it myself.

Oh well, if I’ve learned anything from my time in the dregs of online society, it’s that another idiot is lurking just around the next corner.