I’ll start by saying this is just wrong, but after I saw the level 70 WoW warlock with the +healing necklace, even though I know it’s wrong of me, I laughed. Armory Challenge! Find the worst player EVER. I don’t know if they’ve started coding the opt-out system for the armory yet, but it’s a foregone conclusion they’ll have to, and since the harassed will claim they weren’t aware of the opt-out, might as well revamp the entire armory as an opt-in and be done with it.
I have a few theories about how these two met their demise, but my favorite is: hunger strike to protest the 2.0.10 priest changes.
My World of Warcraft guild officers announced recently that we should consider reopening recruitment.
Let me take 10 seconds to consider it. …
Ok, I’ve considered — WE HAVE TOO MANY GUILDMEMBERS. STILL.
I was offline for a few days, I come back and there’s three new names in guild chat. ??!!?? Where did these people come from, asked I. Actually, the words I chose were, “who the fuck is *NewPriest*?” and “who the fuck is *NewWarrior*?” Because goddamit, recruiting was closed for a reason … WE HAVE TOO MANY GUILDMEMBERS.
Answers: Oh, *NewRogue* is the one woman’s husband. (Interesting. I had no idea she was married, and may I be the first to think what a curious relationship that must be.)
*NewPriest1* is a roommate of a guildmate. (So?)
*NewPriest2* is best friend’s forever of another guildmate. (So?)
*NewWarrior* was a pre-BC (Burning Crusade) app we pitied.
So, to back up my very unpopular opinion, I took a look at our roster, both our internally generated roster and the Armory … because my guild’s roster and equipment is still available in the Armory, unlike certain guilds that are excluded for some reason.
Here it is, cleverly anonymized so I don’t get in-game fan mail and requests for autographs gold.
63 raiding guildmembers?? We need to lose 1/3 of our roster to get back down to fighting weight and the officers want to be Ellis Island and welcome the huddled masses.