Mini Reviews from Mini People

While I’m still waiting on WoW server #40-something to wake up, and, I’m idly completing some paperwork for My Real Job, I made my weekly family phonecalls. Christmas isn’t far away … got to keep in their good graces so I can avoid the annual “airing of family grievances” when I visit.

As I was talking to one of my brother’s kids — the one that shares his uncle’s odd penchant for killing pretend monsters — I asked what he thought about EverQuest 2. Got to keep in touch with the 14 year olds’ rap, donchaknow.
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Half the World Betas Warcraft

World of Warcraft was crowing about 500k people signing up to beta-play. (Here’s a cursory link to their main page — they’re too cool for permalinks.)

More than 40 servers have been deployed! I know this to be true, because I gave up on my originally-selected server to play on Server 40-something.

The lag was unplayable on the other … kill, loot, kneel for five minutes in a looting position, blood sprays out of my character for no apparent reason, click OK for graveyard, go get another “refreshment”, talk to the neighbor, come back to computer, wait another 2 minutes for graveyard arrival, wonder how I was getting sloshed so quickly.

I’m getting old, man! Just don’t have the same tolerance I used to.

So I gave up, for my liver’s sake.

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Marvel Sues The Hulk

More legal news … because when someone is suing someone else, I want to be your source for rumor, speculation and fake reporting. Marvel Comics is suing NC Soft’s City of Heroes for copyright violations (allegedly, people!) committed by CoH players in naming their toons.

You know, like the guy who named his toon The Hulk. I actually ran into that guy (probably Hulk #4 of 38) — was funny as hell.

Marvel has a lot of hope. This won’t go anywhere. (Hello, damages, where are you?) And what would they have gaming companies do? Have a name filter the size of Texas that will bar names like Tide, Bounty and Little Friskies?

Now if the Hulk dude was running around in CoH asking people to touch his monkey … TOUCH IT!! … then they might have something here.

As of this writing, via: Terra Nova, Ubiq’s Zen of Design, Kotaku, and Lum’s Broken Toys.