A Twofer

Two interesting reads I ran across recently (PHEAR MY FeedDemon!), both from “insiders”. I’d also like to state for the record, that I really prefer when devs remain a faceless malice instead of normal people who aren’t necessarily the spawn of the devil. If they start posting pictures of babies or kittens, they’re off the FeedDemon.

I may comment on these further some day … say, for example, I run low on ingame asshats to bitch about … ergo, I preserve linkage here for posterity:

First, Jeff Freeman’s list of MMOG features that will be become more typical and those that won’t. I’m not really mourning any of those listed on the “shouldn’t expect to see” list other than Instant Travel. I hate that running all over the countryside crap; it’s exhausting. And god help you if you forget a game errand in Remote_City_08.

Second, Ubiq’s Zen of Design list of launch day snafus. I’ve seen all of those launch problems; new players scream “class action suit”, but old gamehags usually just shrug. (And you see the problem when They aren’t a faceless malice? I have a little bit of sympathy. Very little, but sympathy nonetheless.)

Only one launch pissed the ever-living hell out of me, and that was Anarchy Online. For weeks, everyone’s system was grinding to a halt in the more populated cities (from a memory leak or something, not my area). After denying there was a problem, Funcom advised that we all turn down the view so we wouldn’t see other players in the cities.

They were serious. So was I — I cancelled that bitch after a few weeks and didn’t look back.

This One Time in Beta …

As you might guess, the World of Warcraft’s public channel is clogged with useless spam:

Q: Where is QuestMob_04?
A: In your questlog, FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, CHECK YOUR LOG FIRST!

Q: When did you log on, SoandSo, hi!
A: Hi to you, SomeOtherSoandSo! About 10 minutes ago, I just got home from … (zzzzzzzzz, isn’t there private chatting available? Yes, yes there is.)

Q: Is WoW the best game ever? I sure think it is! *insert paragraphs of reasons why this is the best game ever in the last year*
A: Yes! Yes, it is!

One particular conversation sent me back a few years ago, however. The spammer was bitching about how horrible and GAME-BREAKING the WoW Beta was, and others piled on with their own prior beta experiences.

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