I Segue Warcraft into Bacon

I know everyone is anxiously awaiting my arrival at the vaunted level 60 in Warcraft. Correction … my guildmates are awaiting the level 60 ding so I’ll stop whoring myself out to any NPC with a gold quest mark over its head.

Let’s be blunt: when a high-50s quest puts out with only 5k of experience, that’s whoring.

Currently, I’m level 59.6666666667, approximately 6 bubs of exp to whore, and I’ll get right on that after I stop at my local tavern and knock back a couple.

While I’m buckling down and winning Warcraft this weekend, I’ll be incommunicado. I know my priorities and they are thus: Superbowl, collect on Superbowl, train the shit out of that fucking Horde rogue that tried to steal a chest from me last night, and level 60.

This kind of orgy-riffic weekend (games, sports, booze and trays of processed meats) only comes once a year; I will indulge to the fullest.

I leave you, albeit temporarily, with my super secret Superbowl and/or online-gaming snack tip: Bacon. No, really. Everything tastes better with bacon on it, wrapped around it, crumbled on it, stuffed inside it, or served instead of it.

Now don’t say I never gave out any l337 information.

Next week: Fashion tips involving Eating Pants.

You Will Obey the Priests

Four Horde priests, out for a bit of fun, mind-controlled a 59 Alliance rogue and sent her to kill the Gadgetzan griffon master. Said rogue is now hated in Gadgetzan, (goblins being very intolerant of misbehavior in their towns), and is facing billions of faction kills to get back into their good graces.

By level 59, chances are that she’s done all the goblin quests so billions of kills are the only option to restore the faction. Given the same situation, I’d rather start over than spend a week killing shit mobs for a dribble of goblin faction.

Read the tale of woe for yourself. According to the player, she petitioned a GM and was told “working as intended”, which is confirmed by Tyren, Blizzard minion, in post #19:

Under the current policies, this is allowed, however, we are aware of these complaints and are working with the dev team to address these issues.

Harsh.

(Here’s additional arguments about the validity of the rogue’s story: whether there would be a faction hit, whether the Horde priests could chain mind-control/heal from Gadgetzan rooftops, whether a 59 rogue could shred through an elite NPC before mind-control breaks, etc.)

How hard or gamebreaking could it possibly be to help out these people by resetting their faction?

I’ve always hated NPC faction systems. There is no game chore more odious than grinding faction and I avoid it at all costs. A quest reward has to be class defining before you’ll see my sorry ass killing shit mobs to garner favor with an NPC group.

Which is why I’m always on my best behavior in the goblin towns. I’ve run across some PvP-enabled Horde in those areas — I just nod a courtesy greeting and go about my business. Tempting, to be sure, but not worth the bullshit consequences.

Those goblins are hardcore. Shape up, or they’ll ship you out.

Ok, Who Went Veeshan on a Player?

I think I might know one of the agenda items for the Blizzard Collective Thursday morning meeting: this locked and bolted thread, now buried on page nine, involving a couple of Alliance goofballs that were having their way with any hapless horde that wandered past Tarren Mill.

The goofballs had their toons repeatedly sucked into the middle of Tarren Mill (a Horde shithole) and, then, suspended 2,000 or so feet into the air and dropped. If that’s a bug, it’s one helluva bug, and, to hit three separate toons simultaneously? That’s an easter egg you don’t wanna find.

Blizzard responded in the last reply before lock, Lead GM Dalyce wrote:

We take all allegations of GM Abuse very seriously. Please email WoWGMFeedback-US@Blizzard.com with the details of your situation. Unfortunately, the forums are not the appropriate place to discuss such issues.

Again with the “forums aren’t the appropriate place to discuss this” bullshit. Not sure why in the world that wouldn’t be the obvious place to discuss that — but, I’m not a big fan of using a game company’s own forums to discuss issues anyways. Their house, their rules.

(And what is with this company and the 40 billion email addys? billing@ blizzard.com, wowtech@ blizzard.com, hacks@ blizzard.com, WoWGMFeedback-US@ blizzard.com, omgfixmyserver@ blizzard.com, thisquestcansuckmeoff@ blizzard.com, auctionhouseatemyitems@ blizzard.com. It’s endless.)

Reply #107 and #111 recount the now-legendary incident in EverQuest when a GM summoned several players to their (repeated) deaths in Veeshan’s Peak … thus, begatting the colorful expression “going Veeshan on someone.”

Bug or another Veeshaning? We may never know.