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Pre-Played Keycodes
From the melting pot called Slashdot (I’m too cool to write it as “/.”, I mean, how pretentious is that?), comes a tale of woe from egburr:
I just purchased a used retail box of World of Warcraft. After reading the EULA in the manual and the Terms of Use, I expected to be up and playing quickly. I soon ran into a problem. I haven’t even installed the software yet, since the first thing I have to do is go online and create a user account and then subscribe to play. Simple enough? I thought so too, until I tried entering the Authentication Key found on the CD case. This produced an error that my key had already been used. Note that it says ‘already been used,’ not ‘currently in use.’
This must be egburr’s first MMOG. Everybody knows you can’t reuse a MMOG key code, GOSH! Flipping idiot. Sometimes the keycode in a brand new box has been used already too, by the store dudes, which means you, the buyer, are SOL.
I don’t know if locking up keycodes like that is legal or not. I just know that’s the way it’s done.
As an aside, you better hold onto that keycode like Grim Death because if you get divorced some day, you’ll need that code to keep your virtual wealth. It’s really never too early to hide assets.
Spoiled Brats
A few nights ago, our alt army was waiting at the appointed quest area for the last arrival, one of the Alt Warriors.
We’ve been more than patient with Alt Warrior, but he pulls this crap almost every night: check the Auction House 43 times for any level 30-ish uber, check a few more times for level 40-ish uber (to prepare for next week), then beg the guild enchanter to log on and enchant his new shit.
He’s got to be almost out of gold on his main; he completely changes over his warrior gear that often. While gold is much easier to come by at level 60, our alts aren’t producing much revenue — they aren’t even self-sufficient yet — and the mains are too busy babysitting to get out in the field and produce.
He finally arrives in Stranglethorn Vale, takes one look at the designated rogue babysitter, and balks. He wants the 60 hunter to cover quests until the alts have mounts because of the group run buff.
(As if he’ll be able to afford a mount for that spoiled brat of a warrior.)