This is why you always want to have a camera with you, folks.
Of course, I could have bought a 12-pack of this “DEW WITH AN INVIGORATING BLAST OF CITRUS CHERRY FLAVOR with other natural flavors” … after all, LIMITED EDITION … but I’d rather just have the photo and take the risk that my gaming won’t be all that it could be. No doubt liquor has more to do with that than a lack of invigorating citrus cherry flavor.
I’d like to create a line of gaming greeting cards. There’s a real market for this!
Here’s just some of the possibilities:
The douchebag card line – congrats on avoiding a game ban, selling gold for $$$, making everyone’s /ignore list (except for the characters created in the last hour), pulling off a loot and scoot on UberGuild03. Plus, the classics: the loot ninja, the loot whore and turning cyber tricks for loot.
The whole imaginary love scene – congrats on imaginary girlfriend, imaginary fiance, imaginary wedding, the new cyber partner. Also, good luck on keeping it from the real wife (especially after she sees the greeting card in your email/guild boards.)
Just for your guildmates (or your rival guild’s members) – congrats on the promotion for no pay, repeated failing of a gear check (or intell check) mob, proving that human evolution is a myth, also, congrats on the /gkick, the guild hop, or guild poaching.
The key is authenticity. It’s not enough anymore to have a 1950s photo of a guy drinking a cup of shut the fuck up, the market needs authentic-looking flamebait with focused messages.
Even in my free time, I’m thinking of improved methods to best the internet other guy.
Here’s the promised screenshot, by Ohsnap, of a guild with many flavors of stupid. (Click » All Sizes for fully legible size.)
Now, the next time you think Foton is wrong about everyone on your server being a complete whackjob except for MAYBE ten, eleven people, I want you to return to this screenshot and remind yourself of the many flavors of stupid.
Meanwhile, back on my own server of stupid, remember the Guild That Hates My Guild who lost their guildbank to a two-time guildbank thief? (Here it is: The School of Hard Knocks in Session)
Well, they had been taking some heat lately for game drama and guild drama, and unfortunately for them, they’re too damn stupid to tell their own guildmates to keep their damn mouths shut so, of course, every last person knew of their troubles and was very entertained by it all. Including me.
And so, it is with some awe and mild surprise that I can report their guildbank has been stolen AGAIN, in another server-transfer and run scam — this time by the guildleader, whose e-friends and asslicking guild loyalists are trying to play this off as a hack job.
Hacked or fooled twice, which is the greater stupid?