I have some Guild Wars advice for you about grouping … or partying as the Gen4 people say. (feh!)
Don’t.
I know, you’ll be tempted. You’ll think, “How bad could a pickup group be?” Then you’ll think, “Ok, that was just the one group that stunk to high hell.” Eventually, you’ll rage, “This can’t be! Every single goddamn group is a fucking nightmare. This just isn’t possible!”
Oh, it be possible.
I could be wrong about this …
… but I’m gonna guess the guild tag is fitting.
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Here’s some more examples of the loving, supportive community in Guild Wars:
(he’s a bigger person than me … I’ll only admit to one dumass mistake per day MAXIMUM)
I just can’t get enough of sign fakery. (make your own tombstone)
I have a couple of e-friends with real gaming-themed license plates. Ya, twisted and weird … and, it’s a bitch when max level is raised and they have to change the plates to reflect their uberness.
One of the e-thugs tried to get “FUEQ” approved from his DMV, but was turned down — probably the DMV thought it was a clever misspelling of fuck, but you and I know better, don’t we?
I think I’ve almost won Guild Wars. I dunno, I’m guessing here.
Big problem though: one of the guild dudes made the call this week … he’s had it, he’s formulating his exit plan and will be returning to some other virtual world, although which one he hasn’t decided yet.
He has been tossing around the “E” word alot. You know the one I mean. EverQuest.
I’ve been down this road before. It always starts out like this. A joke, a taunt, a throwaway idea. Next thing I know, I’m back on duty in Norrath.
And I’ll need a new license plate.