Teach a Man to Phish

Before I start off the reblogging week, I’m going to share a few of email scams I’ve received recently at AFK Gamer … and these are perfect examples of why crime doesn’t pay: the best and the brightest aren’t being recruited into the criminal career paths like, say, petrochemical engineering or intellectual property law.

Little background, I have an email addy here at AFK Gamer (foton-at-afkgamer.com), plus a billion other email addys for work, personal, google mail, bla bla, just like everyone else. OBVIOUSLY, I don’t use the Foton mail for anything other than reblog business like spreading rumors and gossip or thanking anonymous gaming employees for hate mail. (Tip: don’t send the hate mail from your employer’s registered IP, ya idgit.)

I’m not using the Foton mail for Ebay or PayPal or my game accounts or refinancing my home. (Who would?) This finer point doesn’t deter the wannabe phishers.

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New Worlds of Wonder

In my e-mailbox today, (my real life email, not my AFK Gamer mailbox — Foton doesn’t shill for anyone except Foton.):

City of Villains — Preorders available from selected retailers (EB Games, Game Stop, CompUSA and Best Buy). Includes: beta access, two-day head-start before it ships to the public (you know you want that, you gaming whore!), an exclusive in-game item (any chance that won’t suck?), some limited edition poster, 14-day free trial of City of Heroes for you and one of your imaginary friends, and a CD-ROM with art and shit.

I checked the Game Stop link (Hail, click through!), preorder is 50 bucks with an ETA of October 31, 2005.

So, we have that going for us. Which is nice.

Also, the somewhat anticipated Dungeons & Dragons Online sent out alpha invites recently, with promises of additional invites in the (near?) future. (Found on Betawatcher. FFS, I don’t start camping a game website until closed beta approaches.)

Turbine SAYS the DDO ETA is the second half of 2005, which, to me, means … they need to get that bitch out in time for Christmas.

Meh. I don’t even know if I’ll bother with either.

(You don’t believe that shit, do you? You KNOW I’ll try them both like the gaming whore I am.)