A newer World of Warcraft toy to play with: WoW Item Creator.
Comes with 22,000 options — I’m estimating — a submission gallery (searchable and browsable) and a viewer rating/commenting system.
Some of the top-rateds:
Dick Cheney’s Hunting Rifle — heh, that’s funny even before you look at it.
This week’s Submission of the Week, Roll Hax. We used to have a guildmember that we all SWORE had a roll hax running. Stupid b… girl would roll 95+ anytime it was something she wanted. SWEAR TO GOD. Even now, when a guildmember has a good streak of rolls we’ll ask them if they’re running her hack.
The Burning Crusade Expansion — the text states that one of the equip effects is “-Women you could have gotten with that $43.67”, and really, you can’t get A woman with $43.67, much less more than one.
Please. Dude. Wake up.