News item from January 2006’s The Onion, Call Of Duty 2 Gamer Wonders If War Is Worth Dying 79 Times For. “As World War II entered its sixth grueling week within the video game Call Of Duty 2, battle-hardened soldier-player Martin Avers admitted Tuesday that his commitment to the struggle to free electronic Europe from the virtual Third Reich is wavering.” Don’t we all know that feeling.