Comments on: Are All Cow Druids Lying Douchebags?

By: Wishbone

Wishbone — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 21:16:30 +0000

The truth of the matter is I won all the mats needed for the opening.

Two towns over.

In a truth telling contest.

Also, this is pretty good Hornwood, but this isn’t classic Hornwood. If you ever need some material you should definitely do a full piece on him. Just post on Medivh forums and ask for Hornwood stories.

By: Staarkhand

Staarkhand — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 21:13:00 +0000

I hate to break form, but not knowing Hornwood all I can say is that it’s pretty funny to imply that Medivh bought all the supplies – they’re not exactly sold by NPC vendors, so somebody had to farm them. I can’t believe everyone who gathered 3 million linen happens to be employed by ubuygoldnowplzkiki.com but if they were and are now that much richer from the PvE uberguilds, uh, so?

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 14:50:54 +0000

I believe Sir Fatherbones said it best. No one believed him in the first place – this is just icing on the cake.

By: Caeralton

Caeralton — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:02:30 +0000

^ what they said

lawlz @ Hornwood

By: fatherbones

fatherbones — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:25:27 +0000

i’m also a Medivh resident that can atest to the fact that Hornwood is the lying-est liar in lie-town.

By: Fiver

Fiver — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:13:55 +0000

As a Medivh resident since WoW launched, I can indeed confirm that Hornwood is a lying douchebag. He of the famous “my kids got threatened irlz” lies, and the complete fabrication of physical threats from one of the community’s most respected members (and subsequent deletion of those claims). Yes, Hornwood has something of a reputation for lying and douche-related containment.

By: Hyd

Hyd — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 21:03:15 +0000

If someone touches you at night and says they’re Foton or that they’re touching you at Foton’s behest, they’re lying.

They told me they loved me. I suppose that’s a lie too. 🙂

By: Shade

Shade — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:50:23 +0000

Only been 2 afaik, Foton and Raster, and he only posted twice iirc.

However, I think the lines you quoted didn’t really imply they were from afkgamer, and even if so, you fed them the line, no surprise they used it to wind you up 🙂

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 20:16:54 +0000

Asquo said more than one person worked on this site. Is that not true?

By: Foton

Foton — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:34:41 +0000

Hornwood just learned a couple of valuable lessons about the internet, kids.

Just to head off any future trouble, if someone sends you a tell in game claiming to be me or to roll with me, they’re lying. If someone touches you at night and says they’re Foton or that they’re touching you at Foton’s behest, they’re lying. Plus you’d need some heavy duty therapy.

Class dismissed.