From the Board of Wisdom’s Best Geek Quotes (there’s almost 100 total), I pilfered a few gaming quotes:

#4 (fourth best as voted by users to date) by an anonymous Slashdotter:

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

#5 by unknown author:

My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my Charizard.

#19 as seen on a tshirt:

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d (Seems to me that would make a nice message board sig.)

#52 as seen on a different tshirt:

I see fragged people

And speaking of Edgar Allen Poe, and we were just yesterday, #28 by an unknown author:

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of ‘hot xxx galore’.
While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
“Tis not possible!”, I muttered, “give me back my free hardcore!”
Quoth the server, 404.