Riddle me this …

What are the odds that Ara*** is a professional farmer? (psssst, the odds are pretty damn good.)

This is the state of professional pharming today in World of Warcraft … the rogues and paladins start off the morning pestering all the hapless mages for conjured food (free heals after a fight) and water (mana recovery), they run to the griff and fly out to their favorite crops, and we won’t see them until the evening when they’ll try to sneak into everyone’s loot raids.

Fucking locusts. If only we could rid ourselves of these pests utilizing the wonders of modern day chemistry like we can with their insect brethren …