I know many of you have been anxiously awaiting further details about the news of the day …
I can report that my furniture was intact! REPEATING … my furniture is intact.
There are 3 Pepsi cans that did not share a similar fate, however. Really. What is so damn attractive to a dog about 3 empty Pepsi cans? The world may never know.
In other news, I’m definitely going to Hell now … because I made light. (If you know what I mean, and I think you do.)
Summarizing … no one is surprised.
WoW introduces /panda in-game food system. I hope the /panda command actually deletes your character. Now THAT would be a funny prank.
As many of you know, I’ve received myriad requests to evolve AFK Gamer into a new and improved commentary site. There’s a void in the blogosphere, and I intend to fill that void as of today: political and news commentary.
Gaming hijinks and /boggle-ry aren’t enough for the typical, net-savvy AFK Gamer reader. It’s news and political analysis that you crave! Some pictures of kittens and puppies would be welcome, also.
Today’s top stories:
Terri Schiavo is still dead.
The pope may or may not be dead.
Frank Perdue of Perdue Chicken is recently dead and is expected to remain so.
Other people that none of us know died today.
In better news, people that none of us will ever know were born today.
Here’s a picture of my dog, very much alive as of this writing, although if I arrive home to discover that my furniture has been chewed into bits, I can’t guarantee her continued survival.
Next week, the imaginary AFK Gamer staff will be covering my local elections. I know you’ll want to follow this live blogging closely as the race for Township Clerk is HOTLY contested!