Wanking AFKs Ruin Another Young Life

I’m not sure what it is about the internet that encourages people to share the intimate details of their real lives with anonymous e-friends.

Maybe I’m just out of the loop, but I don’t need to know any details … I don’t want to know any details … if someone needs to quit an online game, I’m willing to concede that whatever reason they have is valid and needs no further justification. Hell, quitting a game is like killing gophers: you don’t even need a reason.

In the following example, a short post about “I have real life stuff” would have been sufficient, rather than “I’m having erectile dysfunction issues and here’s all the details”

So last night this girl is over at my apartment. Naturally I go on about my videogame prowess and eventually she starts getting worked up and asks me to kiss her. I was like well gee I guess so and when I lean over to kiss her she basically swallows my face. I’m like whoa girl, calm down there. Well eventually she was like “you call this kissing?” So I just stopped like whatever, playin it all cool (cause I’m a bad ass). I then said “Well do you want to have sex and not kiss?” She was like “yeah” and got up and walked into my room and sat on my bed.

So I’m just sittin there like whoa this is freakin sweet. I get up and walk in and sit in a chair by my bed. She takes her pants and thong off in my bed under the sheets and when suddenly it hit me:

I had a naked girl next to me and I wasn’t feelin anything downstairs.

Then it hit me that I had wanked it like 2 times earlier that day. I was like “oh shit there’s no way I’m gonna be able to do this”. To make a long story short, I basically told her I wasn’t gonna be able to. And then I took her home.

Sometimes I just gotta sit back and laugh at the irony of my freakin life. It figures that the day some girl is in my bed wanting me I can’t even perform. Thinking about it today I thought it was kinda funny, so I just figured I’d share.

On a serious note though I believe I am going to have to take a break from WoW. I’ve been way too busy with real life stuff to even get around to logging in. I think I might be back around for battlegrounds, if you guys don’t mind leavin me under the roster while I’m inactive. I’m sorry about not bein able to contribute as much as I had hoped when I first joined, it’s just some real life things have to take precedence

Ok. Thanks for sharing.

Guess that explains all those AFKs.

9 thoughts on “Wanking AFKs Ruin Another Young Life

  1. LMAO!! This is some funny shit! It makes one ask…is this really true? And then further if it is true why would he put it out there in the public eye? If it isn’t true why would he make that shit up? Either way this guy is a whack job…both literally and figuritively!

  2. If that was me, the serious note would have been the limp dick and the aside would have been the fact that I was giving WoW a rest. Although I gotta say that this story sets off the BS detector.

  3. So, posting personal details is bad, and you don’t like it – but you read through that entire thing and decided to post it on your blog.

  4. Ya, cuz it was so damn stupid.

    I apologize for forcing that tale of horror on unsuspecting readers. I should have put a warning up front on that shit.

  5. That’s what I refer to as too much information. Last time I checked we weren’t receiving money as this guy’s sex therapist so why subject people to that?! Honestly?!?!

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