No Shortage of Idiots Yet

Here’s yet another example of someone that SHOULD BE RUN OVER BY A BUS THEN BURIED IN AN UNMARKED GRAVE.

Thread title: I’d rather lose XP, not gold for dying.

On most days, I’d rather have no death penalty at all, being the lazy SOB that I am (hmm, does that make me a bleeding heart gamer?), but I realize death penalties are a necessary evil. I guess.

I didn’t read on to see if this fucking idiot the author had played EQ at all (or CLAIMED to have played EQ) — mostly because I want to pull the remaning clumps of hair out of her undead skull — but, losing experience is far worse than paying a gold penalty for an untimely death.

Experience loss and its evil offspring, LOSS OF LEVEL, were responsible for reducing grown men to tears in EQ-Classic. So dreaded were these two, that we had an entire system to avoid invoking their wrath; as everyone knew, we were in grave danger right after dinging a new level.

Until we had a “safety margin” in the new level, we avoided raiding, GM events, boss mobs, dangerous camps, high cliffs and dueling … because EQ never got that dueling shit fixed.

Not that I ever cried when I lost a level.

I’m more of a punch a hole in the wall and/or shove everything off the desk while blaspheming kind of player.

I Segue Warcraft into Bacon

I know everyone is anxiously awaiting my arrival at the vaunted level 60 in Warcraft. Correction … my guildmates are awaiting the level 60 ding so I’ll stop whoring myself out to any NPC with a gold quest mark over its head.

Let’s be blunt: when a high-50s quest puts out with only 5k of experience, that’s whoring.

Currently, I’m level 59.6666666667, approximately 6 bubs of exp to whore, and I’ll get right on that after I stop at my local tavern and knock back a couple.

While I’m buckling down and winning Warcraft this weekend, I’ll be incommunicado. I know my priorities and they are thus: Superbowl, collect on Superbowl, train the shit out of that fucking Horde rogue that tried to steal a chest from me last night, and level 60.

This kind of orgy-riffic weekend (games, sports, booze and trays of processed meats) only comes once a year; I will indulge to the fullest.

I leave you, albeit temporarily, with my super secret Superbowl and/or online-gaming snack tip: Bacon. No, really. Everything tastes better with bacon on it, wrapped around it, crumbled on it, stuffed inside it, or served instead of it.

Now don’t say I never gave out any l337 information.

Next week: Fashion tips involving Eating Pants.

You Will Obey the Priests

Four Horde priests, out for a bit of fun, mind-controlled a 59 Alliance rogue and sent her to kill the Gadgetzan griffon master. Said rogue is now hated in Gadgetzan, (goblins being very intolerant of misbehavior in their towns), and is facing billions of faction kills to get back into their good graces.

By level 59, chances are that she’s done all the goblin quests so billions of kills are the only option to restore the faction. Given the same situation, I’d rather start over than spend a week killing shit mobs for a dribble of goblin faction.

Read the tale of woe for yourself. According to the player, she petitioned a GM and was told “working as intended”, which is confirmed by Tyren, Blizzard minion, in post #19:

Under the current policies, this is allowed, however, we are aware of these complaints and are working with the dev team to address these issues.

Harsh.

(Here’s additional arguments about the validity of the rogue’s story: whether there would be a faction hit, whether the Horde priests could chain mind-control/heal from Gadgetzan rooftops, whether a 59 rogue could shred through an elite NPC before mind-control breaks, etc.)

How hard or gamebreaking could it possibly be to help out these people by resetting their faction?

I’ve always hated NPC faction systems. There is no game chore more odious than grinding faction and I avoid it at all costs. A quest reward has to be class defining before you’ll see my sorry ass killing shit mobs to garner favor with an NPC group.

Which is why I’m always on my best behavior in the goblin towns. I’ve run across some PvP-enabled Horde in those areas — I just nod a courtesy greeting and go about my business. Tempting, to be sure, but not worth the bullshit consequences.

Those goblins are hardcore. Shape up, or they’ll ship you out.