Living Dead Girl

I’ve been busy smoking the Warcrack lately; mostly trying to scratch out a living on the hard scrabble of a land they call “quest rewards”. Christ, would it kill the NPCs to put out a little more when I run all over the planet delivering their winky dink tomes and arcane knowledge? Foton’s toon has needs, man!

Since I’m not the type to update ye olde blogge with “Dear Diary: Today I killed a raptor. It was a close fight.”, there’s been no new material. Because, I think you deserve a little more for your IP access dollar. Or, rather, your employer’s IP access dollar.

Recently, the guild had another outting of a female toon. It’s not an uncommon situation: female avatar confesses that its driven by a male player … mayhem ensues when the male avatars express outrage … shemale avatar is forced out of the guild because our guild idiots were, apparently, whacking off to pixelated fantasies instead of FARMING PHAT LEWT like they were supposed to be.

Seemed plenty obvious to me, but I’m not a noob ’round these parts.

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Smoke It If You Got It

If you’re fully attached to the Warcraft crackpipe, you probably spend hours scouring the web for tips and info (maybe cheats too) to enhance and streamline your grinding gaming experience. You have thottbot as your start page, DON’T YOU?!?!?!

You won’t find anything useful, or pertinent, here, junkie.

Although my days of scouring the web for MMOG spoilers and template planners are long over, I still enjoy skimming message boards for developing drama and posters that are (sometimes unintentionally) amusing.

Some WoW posts you might have missed:

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It’s Always Something

Warcrap’s login server has been down for … going on two hours now. Which makes me wonder, how come the realm status page indicates high player populations when, without a functional login server, the populations should start to dwindle after a few hours.

I would think it was just me, but thanks to a solitary Blizzard post two hours ago and a TeamSpeak server full of people asking, “hey, is WoW down?”, I know it’s not just me.

One of the guildmates got through to a character select screen … not HIS characters, but someone else’s. Oh, the possibilities for gaming pranks are limitless with that database error.

Of course, we all start spamming the login server, hoping to get some other dope’s characters. I got some guy’s characters from Argent Dawn, one of the RP servers. Ain’t that the luck? Trying again, hoping to get some level 60 from a PVP server. And not some winky dink priest either, gimme a rogue or a shaman.

Since WoW’s forum logins are apparently handled by the game login server, (why? why??), players can’t post about the crap that’s happening.

**UPDATE** Login servers back to normal. DAMN! I had such high hopes for prankery.