Almost Too Easy
March 13, 2008 by Foton • Filed Under World of Warcraft Journal • 8 Comments
Don’t try that prank when you’re tired or drunk. If you miss that initial blank space in the chat window before typing /gquit, you’ll gquit yourself then have to explain in shame why you need a re-invite to the guild.
That’s the voice of experience talking.
Overheard in Shattrath City
March 11, 2008 by Foton • Filed Under World of Warcraft Journal • 1 Comment
Outside World of Warcraft’s Scryer bank, two would-be cybermates are /dancing and chatting in /say.
Mate01: You’re such a cute gnome.
Mate02: You’re cuter! I’m so gonna stock you.
See that? I hadn’t even realized that “stalk” and “stock” are homonyms. Learn something new every day.
Overheard in Guild Ventrilo
March 7, 2008 by Foton • Filed Under World of Warcraft Journal • 2 Comments
I’m outside Zul’Aman, cooling my heels on the waitlist, while my guild is clearing to Hex Lord.
Hunter: Hey! How come our target macros don’t work on these totems? (The /target corrupted macro from the Halazzi fight)
Raid Leader: Ummm …
Warlock: Because these aren’t corrupted lightning totems?
Hunter: Oh.
I’ll bet he still doesn’t understand why his macro was “broken”.

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