Come! Come! Turtle these mangy Frostwolf dogs!

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Vanndar's Turtle Tactics

A screenshot from a recent (could be any) Alterac Valley, and like always, the Alliance General Vanndar Stormpike calls for a turtle. What a moron.

(For those who are WoW-free, a turtled PVP battleground is 100% defense — either forced or voluntary.)

Here’s some amusing guildnames I’ve collected over the past few months from our PVP battlegrounds. Thanks to these guilds for providing entertainment as we rode into the valley of death.

<Whip Cream Bikini>
<Hanging with my gnomies>
<Lambda Lambda Lambda>
<Queue Me Up Buttercup>
<Not Enough Minerals>
<Clan Redundancy Clan>
<Reagent Vendor>
<Gank You Very Much>
<OMG Who Talked to Domo>
<We Wipe on Trash>
<Nightmare Bunny Rabbits>
<Hanz Wheres My Guild Bank>
<Vicious Space Bees>
<Not Worth Inspecting>
<Diablo is better>
<My GF is letting me play>
<Do My Laundry>
<House of Pwncakes>

mmmm, pwncakes.

NOTE: If you want to add your own nominations in the comments, either use no enclosures on the guildname, or, use the hex codes for less than and greater than symbols. You probably think, “why don’t you just tell us those codes, Foton?” Believe me, I would, but I can’t figure out how to do it without resorting to & l t ; and & g t ; except no spaces, and by the time you’re done with all that nonsense, you’ll wish you hadn’t bothered.

35 thoughts on “Come! Come! Turtle these mangy Frostwolf dogs!”

  4. Some very good ones there. Daimon actually did a list of these recently.

    http://www.zenofdesign.com/?p=901

    My favorites from that list…

    Blood Bath and Beyond
    Straight Outta Hillsbrad
    At Least We Have Stables
    Hooters (Wife pointed out this all-moonkin guild name)
    My Little Pwnies
    Seal Cub Clubbing Club
    And Two Stealthed Rogues
    Built Horde Tough
    Operation Arathi Freedom

  11. Gank you very much for this master piece of compiled guide names!!! Give me good laughs.
    I actually saw the “Your Mom is my Epic mount” guide once somewhere lol, they probably got the Ganked very much.

    I can feel the guide.

    Built Horde Tough
    Operation Arathi Freedom are 2 good additions, thanks Dearic

  12. THe guy I knew who started the Your Mom is My Epic Mount Pvp’d TONS so he was all over our battlegroup

    Less you’re from my server

  15. What is wrong with you people!? Reagent Vendor is CLEARLY the winner. I am going to do that asap and go stand next to some gryphon master somewhere….

    Came across one the other day called: I Pee In Moonwells

    kek

  19. Bah…damn tags…

    “Come Honor Face”

    Say that out loud if you don’t get it at first.

  21. Armory claims no less than 141 guilds on various servers named “Gnomeland Security”. Also 39 of “Hordeland Security”.

    Also on my server:

    WTF Tree
    Sharding Epics
    Free Hugs

  22. Hiya Foton, long time reader, first time poster and all that. I reckon my favourite guild name would have to be Hardcore Pwnography. I laughed like a bastard the first time I saw that tag 😀

  26. I suck I forgot the note that Foton posted.

    The guild I meant was : “PVP sux, when’s Nax?”

  28. Boo, I was compiling a list of funny names, but that link must be for someone in my battlegroup since I see a lot of ones on my list.

    I still laugh at Cake or Death. It’s from an Eddie Izzard sketch that I always found entertaining. I wonder if the guild members know that?

  29. i am trying to get people to sign my charter for an alt guild called Exalted with Your Mom

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  35. had to come back to this older entry tonight. some friends and I just decided to set up our own guild (our old one had rather stagnated and was dying on the vine; we were kind of the only ones left anyway who were active). anyway, I don’t know who suggested it, but the guild name ended up being:

    Innocent Bystander

    I love having that under my char names…

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