Only in My Guild

October 17, 2007 by Foton at 6:57 am • Filed Under World of Warcraft Journal 
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So on the weekend, I’m in a World of Warcraft guild group leveling up alts to cover some holes in our raiding roster. One of our sloppier raiders logged on and told the guild he was having a GREAT day!

Thought me: please don’t ask .. please don’t ask .. please don’t ask. But of course someone did.

The Gun vs Knife fight

Although I detected the strong odor of bullshit (as you do), I congratulated him on the best guildchat story I’d heard in more than a year. No small feat that.



Comments

16 Responses to “Only in My Guild”

  1. tcgiant on October 17th, 2007 7:16 am

    oh shi

    wow

    that’s…

    that’s… something. Jeez.

  2. Evil M on October 17th, 2007 8:26 am

    Your guild is the Jerry Springer Show of raiding guilds.

  3. Aufero on October 17th, 2007 9:18 am

    I tend to amuse myself by wondering which Sylvester Stallone flick the people who come up with these bullshit stories have watched most recently.

  4. samownall on October 17th, 2007 9:21 am

    Omg lol - shot some1 then sat down for a bit of wow - sounds normal to me ^^

    samownall - recent article = wow gold guide > Wow gold guide

  5. Laura on October 17th, 2007 9:27 am

    Evil M on October 17th, 2007 8:26 am Your guild is the Jerry Springer Show of raiding guilds.

    Ok that made me giggle, out loud, at work.

  6. Heather on October 17th, 2007 9:50 am

    …What Evil M said.

    ‘Cause, saying simply “wow” in stark amazement is getting old, because with your guild I end up saying it far too often!

  7. DM Osbon on October 17th, 2007 3:27 pm

    Must be a proud moment for the guy, so much so he has to share it with complete strangers. Maybe this means anyone who knows him would probably shoot him if they could.

  8. Ramada on October 17th, 2007 3:44 pm

    Looks like he should have gone to the library. His mastery of the English language is lacking.

    Course, judging by the story, his mastery of not doing stupid shit is lacking as well.

  9. q on October 17th, 2007 9:25 pm

    Bloody hell. Only in America.

  10. Lassirra on October 18th, 2007 12:40 am

    “so I shot him”

    I love that it was said as casually as “I spilled milk on the counter, so I wiped it up with a sponge”.

    Like it was the only logical response.

    And what I’d really like to know (or actually, maybe I don’t…) is how a shooting is considered a “hate crime”. I would call it attempted murder, personally. And why wasn’t the other gentleman charged with assault? Wow…. so many boggling details, that I’m sure I’m much happier not knowing.

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  12. Heather on October 18th, 2007 2:30 am

    Wow…. so many boggling details, that I’m sure I’m much happier not knowing.

    Hence why I would have been right there with Foton going,

    please don’t ask .. please don’t ask .. please don’t ask.

  13. Sayge on October 18th, 2007 11:18 am

    hahaha that really funny, he seems so nonchalant about shooting someone.

  14. thecheesypoofs on October 19th, 2007 8:37 am

    I .. I mean … I …

    I’ll take “speechless” for 200$ Alex please.

    PS : I really enjoy your BLOG and the little adventures you share with us but for the love of everything that is holy, please never never never transfer or re-roll on my server. I would be too affraid that some (or even just one for that matter) of your guildies or ex-guildies would follow you.

    Nothing personal, hope you understand : )

  15. Balerion on October 20th, 2007 3:34 pm

    “He rolled NEED on my purpz so I shot him”

  16. Pulley on November 15th, 2007 5:43 am

    lmfao thats hillarious

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