FutureSex

June 19, 2007 by Foton at 4:46 am • Filed Under Etc., Noteworthy 
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A recent project of mine in Lord of the Rings Online was investigating hunters, hobbits and noob life in The Shire.

Really, I just wanted an alt with my porn name.

Brott Sexyback

So ladies, if you’re looking for a hobbit who really knows how to party, you know who to /tell.

(Anyone else surprised that LOTRO hasn’t filtered S-E-X from naming? I was. FOOLS!)



Comments

8 Responses to “FutureSex”

  1. Heather on June 19th, 2007 8:13 am

    *blink,blink*

    hehe… it’s the mischievous smirk on his face that really does it. nice work.

  2. Cameron Sorden on June 19th, 2007 8:22 am

    Well, there’s lots of legitimate words with sex in them. Essex, Sexton… uh… umm.. *headscratch* Yeah. Nevermind. That’s weird. They should know better.

    Party on, Brott.

  3. Scipio on June 19th, 2007 8:50 am

    Middlesex, Wessex. Oddly, they’re all English place names.

  4. Errant Thoughts » Blog Archive » Thinkpak Review! on June 19th, 2007 11:05 am

    […] In unrelated news, if you’re a LotRO fan, check out Foton’s new character (mildly maybe-NSFW). He seems to have decided to explore Hobbits & hunters in a rather unusual way. I never thought of Hobbits that way before, but hey. Keep an open mind, right? …Right? […]

  5. Tyleulen on June 19th, 2007 2:44 pm

    On the topic of sex in MMO’s did you see the legendary drama thread from my server Skywall?

    http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=110636739&sid=1&pageNo=1
    (check post #15 for a recap)
    http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=110636720&sid=1

  6. ohsnap on June 19th, 2007 3:23 pm

    Not meaning to hijack this thread Foto homes. BUT GM owning a player text style! https://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=110534879&sid=1

  7. Lassirra on June 19th, 2007 4:26 pm

    The look on his face is just priceless.

    Now all you need is entrance music and a signature dance move.
    (Too bad /dance in LotRO is kinda blah, compared to other MMOs, unless they’ve changed it since the Beta.)

  8. Foton on June 19th, 2007 5:53 pm

    Good find Ohsnap! Looks like WoW Insider forgot to credit you with the catch. That’s so unlike them.

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