Popular Craftsmen

In Lord of the Rings Online, out in the woods near Bree, lives Old Man Bauman. He had a farm. (It’s a long story.)

Now he spends his days whittling.

Day after day, he’s whittling these … devices. Thought me, demand must be really high.

Then, I gained a few levels and moved on to the Lone-Lands where I met Constable Ashleaf.

Obviously, demand is much higher than I thought.

UPDATE!!

The Forsaken Inn whittler is a supplier too!

FFS. It’s a goddamn national pasttime.

Comments

8 Responses to “Popular Craftsmen”

Saccia on May 1st, 2007 7:20 am

Looks like one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo
I would guess the wooden type might be popular among the woman-folk of Middle Earth.
Moo on May 1st, 2007 11:09 am

No thanks. Splinters…
Random Poster on May 1st, 2007 3:16 pm

What’s pleasure without a little pain……
Mallika on May 1st, 2007 4:52 pm

But … splinters? I’ll pass!
Random Poster on May 1st, 2007 7:35 pm

Guess it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “I have a woody”.

or

Got Wood?

I could go on and on but I won’t for everyone’s sanity
Lottomannen on May 2nd, 2007 1:25 am

Guess it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “I have a woody”.
or
Got Wood?
I could go on and on but I won’t for everyone’s sanity

You wooden’t!
Or wood you?
Major Major on May 2nd, 2007 10:03 am

…….Wow
Heather on May 2nd, 2007 12:14 pm

…This post’s greatest value seems to lie in its ability to elicit some of the worst jokes from its commenters.

That’s a compliment, natch.

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