Comments on: No, I Won’t Dance Naked with You in Ironforge

By: Foton

Foton — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:20:16 +0000

Ha Ha Killer, you can’t be too safe, eh?

By: killer

killer — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:32:14 +0000

i was going to gnomer and some chick comes up to me and said want f**k with me so i ran off and she found me so i relog and she ind said whats your email ill give u a nude pic of me so i log off and never went on that guy and he was my lvl 70 gnome

By: Brad

Brad — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:51:54 +0000

Not sure if you see old comments, but had to write. Found your site today and have been reading your favorites. This one made me laugh out loud so hard.

The problem? I am in a library.

The bigger problem? I am the librarian.

Thanks for making me disturb 25 high school summer school students. Ah hell, they are distubed long before they got to me…

By: Niap

Niap — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:30:19 +0000

O god–What has our World of warcraft become…*sob*

By: Virtual Adept » Gaming Humor Trio.

Virtual Adept » Gaming Humor Trio. — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:14:43 +0000

[...] AFK Gamer writes about the loonies in World of Warcraft. [...]

By: Horde for life

Horde for life — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 20:03:28 +0000

/sigh i have rolled 3 toons to 60 ,a male druid ,a male hunter and a female warlock on horde and this has never happened

By: Yunk

Yunk — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 15:52:09 +0000

I once ran a business “Sidekicks Inc” where people paid my female gnome 1 gold to be their sidekick for an hour. I’d run around with them and /yell rhymes I made up bout how great they are. (yeah i’m on an RP server) Mainly people that kind of knew me paid me not strangers.

Anyway one guy, male dwarf, asked me: “Do you have any boy gnomes? I can dress him up in [Green Shirt]” I said no it’s just me. I could not get him to hire me he said he wanted a boy. So I forget about it. A week later he whispers me “Do you have any boy gnomes yet?”

That was the only time I was really creepd out by someone.

By: Hyd

Hyd — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:12:16 +0000

I normally make the ugliest toon I can, but my little girl likes to make pretty human female toons. So I’ve been playing one as a priest alt. I’m in the SW AH and some guy /says to me, “Wow, you’re hot. Take off your clothes and dance for me, and I’ll give you 10G.” Jeezus Christ. “Hell no, go away.” So then he opens a trade window and tries to give me 5G. Should have taken his money then cussed him. Then again, he probably would have liked it.

By: ratmggot

ratmggot — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:21:10 +0000

Y’know, I gotta say. I played alliance, I played horde. I played USA, Oceania and now euro /english servers.

And they are all as childish and dumb as each other.

I find it’s best to turn off general and lfg until at least 40. After 40, on both sides, things get more manageable. And I refuse to instance PUG before SM these days.

By: gablaxian

gablaxian — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:33:36 +0000

‘Horde for life’ is quite right. Since i moved to horde, things like that rarely happen.

I try not to log on to my nelf priest anymore for fear of teh noobs. They scare me.