Dear World of Warcraft: Please update the PVP rankings some time soon. It’s been over a week and I’m tired of seeing my server’s Field Marshal douchebag at the top of the ladder every day. F him and his honor kill-middle camping buddies. Also, please cancel the gamecard for the new paladin in my guild. Claim it’s a glitch in the billing software that can’t be fixed for a few weeks or some other nonsense. If this isn’t possible, I’ll be forced to work my (patent pending) behind-the-scenes, puppet master magic to get that raid channel/strat spammer booted for guild malfeasance. I could be more direct in my approach, but I don’t like to get my hands dirty. I’m sure you can see why an unfortunate billing accident would be more convenient. Thanks. Sincerely, Foton.
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It’s funny that my subscription runs out for WoW (for at least a few months) in about a week, and in all this time I’ve never been in the battlegrounds. I’ve also never been in a serious guild and I’ve never held a PVP rank higher than Private.
I dunno, I just never took the game seriously enough. I always enjoyed playing WoW (ironically) with more than one person in the room.
Regardless, I certainly hope you get your billing accident.