The New Stormwind

The New Stormwind

I don’t know how things are on other servers, but on my server, level 60 PVP battlegrounds are all but dead on most days of the week.

Cue the level 19 twinks.

Many of the level 60 former PVPers have created a level 19 character to twink with ridiculously overpowered enchants and outrageously priced blue (rare) gear. Our mains are rich, can farm the lower instances in mere minutes for gear and supplies and, most importantly, we know the top-flight enchanters. I would be ashamed to detail the equipment of the characters in our twink guild — it’s that obscene. Which reminds me, I need to take my rogue out to farm the materials for the +spell power enchant.

An unexpected result of all this twinkery has been the revitalization of Stormwind. What once was a deserted city, is now a bustling metropolis … for twinks, trade channel auctioneers and high-end enchanters plying their services.

Ironforge is still the hangout of choice for the Alliance 60s, but if you want to see CROWDED, fly down to Stormwind and check out the Auction House. For kicks, you could announce in the public channel that you just threw some new low-level potions and blue gear on the AH and watch the rush of twinks to the auctioneers.

I got some really angry tells that day.

3 thoughts on “The New Stormwind

  1. So you and your kind are the reason I can’t PvP till I’m 60?

    WoW is a raiders game, and your raiding which I will never get to in terms of necessary items, armor or what not now also fucks up my low level pvp.

    WoW has so gone beyone everquest in catering for fucktards.

    You sir, are a dick, but I guess you already knew that.

    What I just said would have meaning if I were still playing. As it stands, gimme funny twink stories!

    Oh, and fuck you and you kind for ruining WoW lower levels!

    As much satire as this is, foton, yer still a dick =)

  2. I’d agree, the PVP twink situation is ridiculous. I would guess that Blizzard would address this soon, either by forcing experience on the level 19s or nerfing enchants.

    If x-server battlegrounds provide relief for the lengthy level 60 BG queues (which I very much doubt, high alliance to horde ratio is fairly universal across all servers), I’m sure most of the twinks will lose interest and return to 60 PVP — almost equally as ridiculous, by the way, with the level 60 equipment gap.

    I am a dick, but I don’t run around thinking I’ve pwned anyone with my superior 19 (or 60) gear. My gear pwns people, I’m just driving it over people.

  3. lol stfu and quit crying about twinks they could say the same about u 60’s are annoying so just stfu ppl can play the game how over they want . getn to 60 is only one aspect of the game plus blizzard wouldnt do annything about it heres an idea learn to play the game and quit crying

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