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The Big Hurt

June 3, 2006 by Foton at 2:48 pm • Filed Under Etc. 
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I just thought of something about 100 times better than having Curt Schilling in your MMO guild and/or game: FRANK THOMAS.

Here’s why … he’s not one of those “everything is beautiful in it’s own way …” kind of guys. I’ll bet he’d be really moody ingame — yelling at guildmates all the time, and, for sure, he would not tolerate paladins without Blessing of Kings or warlocks that forget to soulstone.

And God help any primary healers who were AFK during a boss pull.

The best part of all, in my mind, would be the guild battlecry … Here Comes THE BIG HURT.

I am so enamored with this idea, I might send this to:
worldofwarcraftfeedbackforhighersubscriptionnumbers@blizzard.com.



Comments

5 Responses to “The Big Hurt”

  1. Marlowe on June 4th, 2006 5:07 pm

    Barry Bonds = ninja looter.

  2. damijin on June 6th, 2006 2:11 am

    He wouldn’t need to ninja loot.

    Bonds would buy his character and a few million dollars worth of gold to go with it. Just in case. They wouldn’t call them advantages if they were fair.

  3. KittenKiller on June 6th, 2006 8:59 am

    The Big Hurt graduated from Auburn. War Eagle!

    If Barry Bonds played the game, he would no doubt start his character at level 1. He would then use a macroing program to get him to level 30. At that point he would hire a leveling service to level his character to 60. He would then become a guild leader of a guild called “Fuegos de Cielo” and be one crazy asshat of a player. All the while claiming “I am legit man. Oh, So legit!” Everyone would wonder why he ran with a limp and his armor was always in need of repair. Crazy Foozle.

    KK

  4. That... on June 7th, 2006 5:18 am

    was not funny.

  5. KittenKiller on June 16th, 2006 6:13 am

    Sorry Barry. Didn’t mean to offend.

    KK

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