No Patch. Read Comics Instead.

May 31, 2006 by Foton • Filed Under Asides1 Comment 

The May 2006 winner of the World of Warcraft comic contest is Holymcsmite, aka Matt Collins, Tauren cheeseburger fan. (Contest runs all year, winners receive an iPod nano plus some Blizzard stuff) If you’re in a raiding guild, this one, an honorable mention for May, should appeal to you … in a painful, ya-don’t-I-know-it kind of way.



Eden Found

May 31, 2006 by Foton • Filed Under AsidesLeave a Comment 

Hey, apparently not everyone in Second Life is a circus-type freak. Guess I was wrong about that. New World Notes, a Second Life events and player profile site, detailed the efforts of player Laukosargas Svarog in creating a self-sustaining virtual ecosystem, Svarga, an island populated with bees, birds and bats. I say, throw some apes into the mix and let’s settle this once and for all: creationism or evolution.



Spamming Twinks

May 31, 2006 by Foton • Filed Under Etc.4 Comments 

Although I spent a good portion of this weekend — sigh, and this week too — deleting comment spam (mostly the gay anal people and the pharmaceutical bastards), the URL titled Gay Anal Twinks seems almost like a legit gaming comment. Twinks? That’s gotta be gaming.

Other clever commenting titles: Black Gay Reality Porn (wtf, someone hid in the bushes and waited for gay sex to begin?), River Dolphins (I’m fairly certain no dolphins live in rivers), Roman Amateur Lesbian Orgy (there’s a pro circuit for that?) and Milfhunters (ESPN 8 material).

Live Spam Zeitgeist at Akismet



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