« Carnival of Gamers X Week of Fives: Day Three »

Player Seeks Advice

January 5, 2006 by Foton at 1:17 pm • Filed Under Etc. 
Tags: , ,

From the Warcraft forums, (presumed alt) Greenspan of the Deathwing realm seeks advice from his fellow players:

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys.

I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out ‘with the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them”. I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She had come over to play WoW and had forgotten to sign off of AIM after she left. It was whilst I was going through her buddy list that I noticed my mage had just been two-shotted by a rogue.

Should I stick with my mage or should I play a class with more survivability?

I concur with most of the responses: 10/10.

(Discovered by forum farmer, Kristen. As with all Warcraft forum links, the thread will expire and disappear into the Internet Trash Bin. READ IT NOW.)



Comments

6 Responses to “Player Seeks Advice”

  1. Ethic on January 5th, 2006 1:39 pm

    Fantastic. I was thinking, “what a sad sad person” while reading, the end really caught me by suprise. Well done. Oh, he should re-roll.

    Nerf Shaman!

  2. tratch on January 5th, 2006 2:43 pm

    Best. Post. Evar.

  3. World Of Warcraft Guy » Blog Archive » Funny post on January 5th, 2006 5:45 pm

    […] I was just checking out this one post at http://afkgamer.com/archives/2006/01/05/player-seeks-advice/. It has this funny thing from the World of Wacraft forums about this guy who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him. Go check it out. […]

  4. uruloki on January 6th, 2006 7:22 am

    Forget the 10/10. He just set a new standard: 11/10. My coworkers are now looking at me strangely since I laughed so hard.

  5. Staarkhand on January 6th, 2006 8:19 am

    Very, very strong finish.

  6. Zxyrox on January 6th, 2006 8:09 pm

    hahahaha, im thinking he should most definately reroll paladin, throw up a jesus shield while he alt-tabs out next time :P

Leave a Reply