This recent guild recruitment thread on the Warcraft Moonrunner forums generated a lot of interest:

I started a guild called Pop It and I would like to get a lot of members, so if you are cool and a decent person then join my guild! especially if you Pop the collar and wear Hollister and abercrombie and stuff!
I like to play a lot with people and do instances like blackfathom deeps. I dont expect you to be a hardcore player because I only consider myself a softcore player.
I really want to do guild battleground games and raids and stuff, and eventually when I get to 60 I’m gonna get into the end game instances.
I could start a web page and maybe even a teamspeak or ventrilo server but only if the guild starts getting big enough.

And Losers and Haters are NOT welcome!!!!!!!
and anyone that flames me for being a prep is just jealous.

Guildleader Hollisterboi (o lord), no stranger to mall fashion, is willing to do what it takes to appeal to this player niche, including a male model walkoff complete with photos. This is Blue Steel.

You know me. When I enjoy someone’s forum posting, I search for their other posts so the fun never ends. From the same recruitment thread:

man people like you make me soo mad.
You are the perfect stereotypical fatass chick that is extremly bitter about their life. I had to laugh when I read this cause I know people EXACTLY like you in real life. all you FUGLY fatties that try in any way possible to fool themselves into not being depressed with themselves.
trust me, with deep down looks completely outweigh everything else.
And also my life is never going to be a failure because I have a sense of self worth and i dont consider myself lazy and I have the responsibility to live on my own which is more I can say for a lot of the useless loser nerds that i went to school with.
also i really dont give a !&$% that you dont like thin guys cause I absolutely hate fat chiks like you.

Bullis, you would fu–ck me in RL i bet. so just shut up with your retardness.

Visteria, being fat isnt sexy and being thin is. I dont consider myself some muscle head obviously but thats not even sexy to me. having some definition but thin and no fat is. so quit trying to make fun of sexy people to keep your mind off your own fatass

this really proves a lot of what Ive been saying. My life and style etc is something that most people WANT.

And another evidence that people actually want to be me, 5? 6? something like that, fake Hollisterboi characters… pretty self explanatory.

It’s true! A level 1 Hollisterboi troll character is created to join in on the fun:

I dont care what any of you think. being called gay doesnt bother me, becuase Ive been called gay all my life. I like wearing nice clothes and being high maintenance, and that makes you envious. Your jealousy is no match for my popped collar. I could get any chick I wanted, i just dont.

The REAL Hollisterboi:

and finally, I am PROUD to be a prep/metro/cool/high maintence person. Even if you dont admit it, most of you wish you could be too.

Werd.