« Carnival of Gamers Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Costco Game Chairs »

I am Jack’s cold sweat

December 1, 2005 by Raster at 1:47 pm • Filed Under Etc. 
Tags: , , ,

Hi everyone,

I’m Foton’s evil guild/raid leader and newly initiated puppet for his site. I’ve also been playing online games for ten years and have seen my share of backstabbing, lies, ninjas, rampant stupidity, and drama that could fuel soap operas for the next 40 years.

I currently spend my days in Warcraft yelling at guildies for various stupid things they do daily. Who would have ever thought you might need to rebuff someone who just died? Or that training two Molten Destroyers and then further agro’n two core hounds on the raid because you were stealth afk would piss me off? Guild raids are blogging gold…

One thing that always gets the rage flowing are the people who post about how much they love the guild (bullshit) and then go on to blow their dkp and wind up with a new guildtag the next day. Their goodbye post always contains some sob story about how their brother nobody has ever seen (my gold is on ‘he doesn’t exist’) or their long lost childhood friend (again, betting gold on ‘doesn’t exist’) asked them to come over. To top it off, they go on to say how it was never about the loot and how they want to go out with everyone still loving them. Wtf? Just because your IQ is below freezing doesn’t mean mine is.

The only sad part of their guildremoval is that it denies me the pleasure of doing it myself.

Oh well, if I’ve learned anything from my time in the dregs of online society, it’s that another idiot is lurking just around the next corner.



Comments

7 Responses to “I am Jack’s cold sweat”

  1. Foton on December 1st, 2005 2:06 pm

    Dude, you didn’t write anything about all those times that I single handedly saved guild raids with my l337 skillz.

    I have the screenies to prove it too.

  2. Finster on December 1st, 2005 2:39 pm

    And now we know the REAL reason Raster was invited to post…

    In all seriousness, you guys are hilarious. Your WoW posts were a large ingredient in why I purchased WoW this past month. (Well, that and I’m a masochist.)

    Anyway, gotta go play WoW while ignoring my wife.

  3. Karnak on December 1st, 2005 4:24 pm

    Hmmmm you know Finster, thats one of the main reasons I bought WoW as well. Had no intention of ever buying it until started reading first n3rfed and then AFKgamer.

    See Foton you are responsible for the neglect I have shown friends and family.

    Anyways

    Welcome to the club Raster, this should be interesting.

    Oh yeah Foton you did remember to go back and delete all the nasty things you said about him right?…..

    :D

  4. Anon on December 1st, 2005 6:09 pm

    Bold, bitter flavor, goes well with Foton.

  5. Shin on December 2nd, 2005 4:26 am

    Welcome Raster and happy posting oO

    I’m writting this totally useless comment, ’cause when I read the title in my feeds the first thing I thought was “Huh? Yet another Jack Thompson post?”, than came Fight Club… Jack Thompson comes up before a favourite movie reference? I hate him with a passion now, before that I was just amused with him.

  6. drypulse on December 2nd, 2005 10:52 am

    i’ve been neglecting my friends and family since beta…. does that make me a bad person??

    oh well fuck it, if they don’t like it, i still got my fix.

  7. christopher on December 7th, 2005 4:22 am

    I hope everthing is going good for you now.

Leave a Reply