The next stop of the Carnival of Gamers has arrived at Mile Zero, cleverly formatted like a text adventure, amply demonstrating why I have always hated text adventures. Still, I think it’s clever.

I’ve only read one of the submissions so far (mine), but based on that, I know this Carnival of Gamers is the best ever! My mom would agree, except for the swearing.

I’ve also seen the theatrical trailer for the upcoming War of the Worlds and can give that movie a thumbs up, except for the Tom Cruise part. If that guy can make a nickel, I can make a million.

There ya go, two full reviews and it only took ten minutes of my time.

This is one sweet gig.