My favorite Guild Wars player name and guild name, so far …

Some of you people aren’t even TRYING to come up with rp-type names. Crimony, I should have named my guy Read Afkgamer [DotCom] and slapped up a page redirect to the highest bidder.

Hey now … think of where that idea could go. An incredible synergy of gaming and product placement, that’s where!

You Are Hungry [PizzaHut]
Americas Favorite Beer [Budweiser] … not mine, but I can be bought.
Double Whopper Forthewin [BurgerKing]
ooo, how about a guild name [ComingSoon] with changing character names for upcoming flix?
or, Smoke Cigarettes [Yourmomwaswrong] … I’d have to get paid alot for that one.

And this is why I’m a marketing genius.